Saturday, July 28, 2007

unemployed

so as it turns out, my now ex-boss had demons or so they told me. demons that were getting in the way of paying employees and making sure they weren't stranded somewhere in butthole(,) texas. so i walked. i figured if i'm out 3 weeks pay that's better than being out 3 months. now i'm not going to divulge what demons were dealing the affliction, per say, but i'll leave some clues for you to play sherlock holmes for a minute.

baxter dury - cocaine man
old crow medicine show - cocaine habit
curtis mayfield - no thing on me (cocaine song)
eric clapton - cocaine
supersuckers - ron's got the cocaine
johnny cash - cocaine blues
immortal technique - peruvian cocaine
pulp - cocaine socialism
the rolling stones - can't you hear me knocking

now i know the rolling stones song doesn't give it away as well as the rest, it does, however, start off the movie 'blow' with such a bang that it was included.


go buy whatcha likes and delete whatcha don't

1 comment:

Jeffrey said...

This is the funniest thing I've ever read.

 

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