ladies and gentlemen... dr david thorpe!

"This month, Q is featuring the greatest songwriters of all time. Bob Dylan, Lennon and McCartney, Kurt Cobain, Brian Wilson, Bacharach and David, Morrissey and Marr, etc. Couldn't they throw in some ridiculous ones just to fuck with us? Who would call them out on it? I would have loved it if I was flipping through the list of greatest songwriters and I ran across someone like Lenny Kravitz or the guy from Toad the Wet Sprocket. Yes, I probably would have been angry at first, but then I would have read the text of the piece and it would have said "Hey, you gullible prat, we were just messing around, Lenny Kravitz actually sucks a big giant dick." I would have said "Oh, Q, you are incorrigible," and chuckled a bit to myself."